So I put up a YouTube account… Let the craziness begin. I got to finally clear videos off my phone! Check it out my channel.

One morning me and my girlfriend went running. We made out usual lap around the neighborhood, and landed in the park. I’m not a scary person, but I sure do like to take notice of my surroundings *Mr. Easter is blind, but his peripheral is 20/10*. It was early morning. I looked around and noticed people just leaving their house for work, kids waiting at their bus stops, a squirrel or two getting brave and crossing the street, the usual *expected* movements. Just as I was ready to call my surrounding successfully scanned, something with the mass of a horse appear on my radar (peripheral). I look down the street and I notice and big black *thing* on four legs making its way towards me. It was so big I didn’t want to believe it was a dog. But as it got even closer, the *thing* was confirmed. This dog was so big the presence and sight of the dog was enough to make the kids leave their bus stops and scatter back home. Unfortunately one poor soul didn’t see the dog until it was sniff the top of that kids head (yes it was that tall). I couldn’t help but laugh, the dog didn’t look vicious, it was just its size that made the kid uneasy. He tried to fan him away (as if he was a fly??) but to no avail. I decided to go and help the poor kid. When I did, its size was confirmed yet again. The dog was tall enough to sniff my chest, and had he been standing on his back legs he would have been taller than me. I led the goat, er um, moose, *excuse me* I meant dog away from the kid and went back to running.

Why is this dog's leg, longer than my whole arm?