Was I crying? Yes! At that moment in time, I would have considered that the hardest job EVER. He did a good job of trying to hold it in though. The look on the other guys face is priceless. The sad part is the fact that this is for real. How you just gonna laugh in that man’s face like that? I’m sure the two met in the back parking lot later on… One was still laughing, the other was a tazer – *ZZ-ZZZ-ZZZZZZZap!* “Do you find this funny #$%^&*  ???” – I wish I could have seen it!

That host had the hardest time sitting there: Do I hold it in and keep my job? Or let it out? In the end, I’m sure he got fired.

Oh holy crap, so I gave blood today. Yeah, yeah, I saved three and a half lives. Yes, I know it was a nice thing to do. But dang, “… skinny people like me can’t just be giving blood like they got it to spare.” Here’s why;The day started off the same way it usually does. I was just arriving at school, I secured a locker and put my work-out clothes up, and then I proceeded to the computer lab. Today, I had plans to write a new blog or something. On my way to the lab I saw a sign (I usually see it twice a year) that stated, “Blood drive Room: 102.” Honestly, at this point I remember that they would be giving out sling bags, so I’m now down for it (I would’ve given anyway, I figure what the heck, I usually do, this would be my forth or fifth time, I think). I walk in, sign up, answer no to all their questions and yes to the one trick question:

Woman: Have you ever taken ‘meth’?

Me: No

… three hours twenty-seven minutes later …

Woman: Have you ever used needles?

Me: No

Woman: Have you ever been to jail?

Me: Nope.

Woman: Have you ever “been with” a man?

Me: … Seriously? Woman, slap yo self for asking.

Woman: Have you read the fact sheet (“a.k.a.” Are you actually paying attention and not just saying ‘No’ to everything)?

Me: No, I mean, um, Yes Ma’am.

Credit: I pulled this list from listafterlist.com. I am currently trying to complete this list. I spend so much time in Wal-Mart, all the employees know me (but I still don’t know any of them! – Except one: Monnizal!!). Before you go on reading, be advised that it is not a good idea to try anything on this list at a Wal-Mart you may frequent. So if you are out of town, feel free to get yourself kicked out of your ‘Friendly Neighborhood Wal-Mart’. Have fun!

Why did this man think he was ‘The One’? Why did he try to impersonate a ‘Legend’? Enough questions, the answer: … It just makes for good video and laughs.

I don’t know what it is about people wanting to see how hard they slap another person.Why would you want someone to slap the taste out of you? This man, got the life slapped out of him. Therefore I call this one, ‘The slap of Death’.